A rookie experience with trying to cook brisket.
I can't tell you how much I appreciate the information in the original article. I am in the rookie, "let's see how bad I can screw up this piece of meat" stage of learning how to smoke things.
Seriously, I have totally destroyed more meat since buying this smoker than I have been able to eat. Like the night I figured I would do ribs. Get them all done and ready for Sunday. 2 plus 2 plus 2 hours right? First 2 and second 2 are looking good. I'm in the home stretch, watching a movie on television.
I fall dead asleep on the couch and wake up 8 hours later. Have you ever seen a rib that has been cooked for 12 hours? I took them to the poison control center, that much charcoal could be used to save someone's life.
OK so now I have graduated to brisket. First one I did was a flat. To say my timing was off is to put it mildly. What the heck made me think I could cook a 6 lb brisket in 9 hours to 195 is beyond me.
My 2 sons had come over for dinner one with his wife and my 2 grandchildren, the other with his girlfriend, and my daughter with her boyfriend. My wife is screaming at me, everything else is ready we have to eat. Screw it, I took it out of the smoker at 145 degrees. These animals that I call my family didn't care. Ate the whole damn thing, thought it was delicious, I kept telling them, it isn't right. This isn't how it is supposed to be, it's supposed to be tender! "Dad! Shut up and pass the meat." HEATHENS!
So here I sit with my second attempt at a brisket. This time a whole one 18 pounds. The tip is about 7 inches thick, and this thing has been in the smoker for 19 hours and it's at 188 and I am wondering what the hell I am doing wrong. I think the only thing that I am doing wrong is not being patient. It will get there when it gets there.
It's only 1:00 pm and the ravenous hoard does not arrive for dinner for another 3 hours. So by sheer luck I may have actually timed this perfectly. Although I really did not plan this. I put it on at 6 last night and figured it would be done in 12 hours at 6am. I set my alarm for every 2 hours through the night to check on it. I slept in the guest room, because my wife was having none of being woke up by an alarm every 2 hours.
I did separate the tip from the flat, so the flat is a little ahead of the tip by around 10 degrees.
OK 20 hours and the flat is 195. Guess it's time to take it out. Does this look right? Looks like more charcoal for the poison control center to me. I'm going to wrap it in foil and a towel and put in a cooler to let it do whatever it does in the cooler. Still waiting for the tip. I have come to the conclusion that not only is this a science it apparently is something of an art. It must be something you get a feel for based on the thickness, and just experience with having success. Successful experience is something I am definitely in need of. Still waiting for the darn tip. 3:15 pm right now.
5:00 pm tip is 195. Geesh 23 hours. Seriously? This better taste AWESOME! Picture of flat before foil is below. Then tip and flat after they sat a couple hours in the cooler and I sliced them. They were really good, very moist, you could slice it, but take the slices and pull it apart with your fingers. I think this is the way it is supposed to be done??
The family agreed that this was really tender, unlike my first attempt. I have the author of the original article to thank for the success because I seriously was ready to completely annihilate this brisket. It was taking so long, I was 5 minutes away from pulling it out of the smoker and putting it in foil and trying to bring it to temperature in the oven. Then I thought, before I do that let me do a google search. Reading this article convinced me to stick with the smoker and just be patient. Sorry for such a long post. I was thinking if it turned out OK maybe it would give encouragement to other newbies.
Oh another bad mistake I was making with other items I tried to smoke, I was using hickory. It is so strong, and bitter tasting. I learned from reading all you folks excellent posts that apple and pecan was a better choice so I used primarily apple with a little pecan. I really do appreciate you all sharing your experience.
Thanks again, Doc from Las Vegas