H1N1 Cure Hot Wings

[gruelurks]

Ok, I didn't smoke these, hence the GD forum. But these are guaranteed to be smoking hot wings. Our company flu shots got set back a couple weeks due to flu vaccine shortages so I whipped up a H1-N1 wing cure of my own.

2 cups of Franks Red hot followed by a 1/4 bottle each of the sauces shown. The center bottle, "Z, Nothing Beyond", cranks in at 1 million SHU alone and is made with 4 million SHU extracts. It will burn for days and eat through the hull of any ship.

And yes, I ate my share of them too, although I wished I hadn't rubbed my nose later on.

 

[fire it up]

Those look like some spicy wings for sure! Holy Jolikia indeed!
Not getting the vaccine myself, hoping I don't catch the swine flu (I'll just eat extra pork

) but would rather not risk the vaccine in the off chance I do come in contact with it.

So did those wings bring a tear to the eye? They did to mine from the beauty of the fine blend of sauces but, well, is hitting the John tomorrow going to be a painful experience for you?

 

[beer-b-q]

First let me say nice collections of hot sauces and congratulations...

Was the above ingredients the only ingredients in the marinade?

I love hot food but also know my limitations, anything that hot cannot be enjoyed only suffered through... LOL

What was the next couple days like, any regrets?

Now all you need is a Cure for Insanity Like maybe a Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream Chaser...LOL

 

[gruelurks]

I used 2 cups of Franks Red Hot as the base, then added in the sauces shown. I've made some extreme hot sauces before using various combinations of these and other sauces, and I've found that it's more the ground pepper flakes/granules found in some sauces more than it is the sauce itself that causes "the day after" issues. A good example of this are Quaker Steak and Lube Atomic Sauced Wings. The sauce they use has granules of the pepper itself in it which I swear I can almost feel sticking and embedding into my intestines and other sensitive spots for a long time after ingesting the food it was on.

 

[beer-b-q]

LOL...

 

[mballi3011]

And if you have any of this left over after you have cured H 1 N 1 virus then you can use it to clean those oil stains on your driveway off.

 

[shawnr5]

He can probably use it to clean the concrete off his driveway.

 

[the dude abides]

I'm guessing I wouldn't be able to stand long enough to clean anything.

Holy cow man. That's insane. Looks like something off of Man vs Food.

 

[gruelurks]

Replies from my co-workers today. :-)

Sent: Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:04 PM
Subject: RE: Plexus H1N1 cure wings in the kitchen.

Tommy set his down on my desk and the desk caught fire…


Sent: Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:03 PM
Subject: RE: Plexus H1N1 cure wings in the kitchen.


No, you don't... :) My mouth is still on fire and I'm still sweating, and I only had one wing about 15 minutes ago.

Sent: Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:01 PM
Subject: RE: Plexus H1N1 cure wings in the kitchen.

I wish I were there today!


Sent: Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:51 PM
Subject: RE: Plexus H1N1 cure wings in the kitchen.

Yea, I think I need a cure for the H1N1 cure. Holy @QW#$.

Sent: Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:42 PM
Subject: RE: Plexus H1N1 cure wings in the kitchen.


Wow, Mick –that’s TOO hot!

 

[fire it up]

Sounds like they were a blast, feel bad for those who couldn't handle the heat that bad, might be worse for them on the way out...

 

[the dude abides]

LOL that's hilarious. Reminds me of this funny joke/story


http://www.smokingmeatforums.com/for...ad.php?t=82110

 

[carpetride]

Hope your john has OH ****e! handles. LOL

 

[hemi]

I went and got the shot.. maybe I shouldn't have.. I been droolin' over a picture of Miss Piggy .. ain't got much to do with smokin'.. I think
Kermit is got some serious competition.. Hemi..

 

[beer-b-q]

I see I am not the only one to think that GrueLurks was off his Meds the day he made the wings...

Is the Swine Flu Vaccine Safe? Should you be getting it? On 60 Minutes Sunday Night...

Don't know if they tried the wings or the real thing but it might be interesting.

 

[desertlites]

seeing whats in those wings I wouldn't trust either them nor the governments shot.

 

[gruelurks]

Everyone who ate the wings did not report any unusual bleeding from their orifices I am happy to report. In fact, I got a request for another batch for this weekend for a co-workers Halloween party. >:-)