Golf

[blacklab]

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the 'sweet spot'.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...
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#1... When your equipment gets old - you can replace it!

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[graybeard]

Thanks Blacklab.

 

[ganny76]

So true..................

 

[seenred]

Good one! Makes me want to do two things, and one of them is golf!!

 

[richoso1]

That's a keeper, thanks.

 

[blacklab]

glad you got a laugh