Golf

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
    Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

    #10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

    #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

    #8... It's much easier to find the 'sweet spot'.

    #7... Foursomes are encouraged.

    #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

    #5... Three times a day is possible.

    #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

    #3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

    #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

    And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...
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    #1... When your equipment gets old - you can replace it! [​IMG]
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  2. graybeard

    graybeard Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Thanks Blacklab.
     
  3. So true..................
     
  4. seenred

    seenred Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    Good one! Makes me want to do two things, and one of them is golf!![​IMG]
     
  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That's a keeper, thanks.
     
  6. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    glad you got a laugh [​IMG]
     

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