"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>>
>> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>>
>> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He' s hidin'
>> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
>> them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>>
>> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>>
>> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend upon Virgil's house. They
>> search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
>> every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
>> leave.
>>
>> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>>
>> "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>>
>> "Yeah!"
>>
>> "Did they chop your firewood? " "Yep!"
>>
>> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>>
>> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>>
>> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He' s hidin'
>> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
>> them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>>
>> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>>
>> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend upon Virgil's house. They
>> search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
>> every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
>> leave.
>>
>> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>>
>> "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>>
>> "Yeah!"
>>
>> "Did they chop your firewood? " "Yep!"
>>
>> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
