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Smoking Fanatic
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OTBS Member
Sep 21, 2006
Western Kansas
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He' s hidin'
>> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
>> them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend upon Virgil's house. They
>> search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
>> every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
>> leave.
>> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>> "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>> "Yeah!"
>> "Did they chop your firewood? " "Yep!"
>> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
I love it!!!!!!!

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