An oldie but goodie: plug in whatever names fit your political persuasions....
Working people often wonder what retirees do with their time to keep their days interesting. Well, for example, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket. I said, "C'mon, how about giving a senior a break?" He completely ignored us, and kept on writing. I called him an ignorant jerk, he glared at me, and started writing another citation for worn tires. My wife then called him an idiotic jackwagon: he finished the second ticket and put it under the windshield wiper with the first. This went on for about 20 minutes: we abused him more and more, and he kept writing tickets faster and faster.
Just then, our bus arrived, and we jumped aboard. We always look for cars with Hillary or Obama bumper stickers. We try and have a little fun each day--it's important at our age.
Working people often wonder what retirees do with their time to keep their days interesting. Well, for example, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket. I said, "C'mon, how about giving a senior a break?" He completely ignored us, and kept on writing. I called him an ignorant jerk, he glared at me, and started writing another citation for worn tires. My wife then called him an idiotic jackwagon: he finished the second ticket and put it under the windshield wiper with the first. This went on for about 20 minutes: we abused him more and more, and he kept writing tickets faster and faster.
Just then, our bus arrived, and we jumped aboard. We always look for cars with Hillary or Obama bumper stickers. We try and have a little fun each day--it's important at our age.
