The Joy of Retirement

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 15, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
    their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went
    downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes
    and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
    went up to him and said, "Come on, man,
    how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and
    continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another
    ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating
    Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
    with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
    for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he

    Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car
    that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
    "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
    retired. It's important to my health.

  2. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    rotfl- now thats rich...[​IMG]
  3. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one Blackhawk!

    I'm also retired. I think I know what I'll do tomorrow..............

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