Doctor Becomes A Mechanic...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coleysmokinbbq, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

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    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
    and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try
    another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he
    decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
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    He found out from the local technical college what was
    involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently,
    and learned all he could. When the time for the practical
    exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for
    weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
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    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that
    he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called
    the instructor, saying...
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    "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
    result, but I wondered if there had been an error which
    needed adjusting.
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    The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
    apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You
    put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
    worth 50% of the mark."
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    The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50%
    because you did all of it through the muffler!"
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  2. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey Coley, that is a very talented man allright. I don't think I would want him working on my wife though. Heaven forbid she should get a zit on her forehead. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     

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