Cruel and unusual punishment

[smoke freak]

Cruel and unusual is an understatement. Read on and you will agree.

Was walkin across the parkin lot at work the other day (a good 50 yard walk). Its almost 5AM. Across the streat to the south is a huge trailer court. From there on the gentle south breeze is the most heavenly aroma. I know that smell folks. Its beef on the smoker! OK now the thought crosses my mind that I havent clocked in yet and if no one has spotted me I could call in sick and then search out the source of the smoke. Could be the guy that gives me free mulberry wood. Could be someone else. I dunno. Dangit! Ive been spotted. I guess its 10 more hours in HELL with "Heaven" just across the street. Gonna be a loooong day...

I think the hardest part is that I probably wont even have time for smokin this weekend. Cruel...

 

[richtee]

Go open the boss's window... he MAY just wander over with you :{)

 

[waysideranch]

Freak, you need one of those smokers that go in your hitch on the back of the truck. Smoke while at work and check over the lunch hour.

 

[wutang]

At least go on a "field trip" over your lunch break.