A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in
Montana. He sits at the counter and notices an old
cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl
of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring
at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,
"If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I
do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says,
"Nah, you go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy
reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and
starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to
the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight
was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into
the bowl.The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that'sas far as I got, too".
Montana. He sits at the counter and notices an old
cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl
of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring
at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,
"If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I
do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says,
"Nah, you go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy
reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and
starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to
the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight
was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into
the bowl.The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that'sas far as I got, too".
