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[willkat98]

Whats brown and sticky?
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a stick

 

[nmayeux]

Bill,
That's worse than my Waffle House joke!

 

[willkat98]

Just wait Noah

I have a 7 yr old, so I have a million of them:




Whats black and dirty?
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Dirt

They actually sit there, say this to each other, and laugh.

Crazy

 

[vulcan75001]

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS,
BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE
>CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY
GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A
METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN
MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF
ORIGIN ANDCASHED IN.
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> > > YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU