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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by willkat98, Jun 23, 2006.

  1. willkat98

    willkat98 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Whats brown and sticky?
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    a stick
     
  2. nmayeux

    nmayeux Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    Bill,
    That's worse than my Waffle House joke!
     
  3. willkat98

    willkat98 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Just wait Noah

    I have a 7 yr old, so I have a million of them:




    Whats black and dirty?
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    Dirt

    They actually sit there, say this to each other, and laugh.

    Crazy
     
  4. vulcan75001

    vulcan75001 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS,
    BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
    NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE
    >CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY
    GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A
    METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
    THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN
    MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF
    ORIGIN ANDCASHED IN.
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    > > > THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.
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    > > > YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU