Bad Joke of The Day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Dec 20, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she
    had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

    The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt
    like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's
    occupation.

    "He's a funeral director," she answered.

    "Interesting," the newsman thought.

    He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her
    first three husbands and what they did for a living.

    She answered,proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

    The interviewer asked her, quite astonished why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

    She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
     
  2. ba_loko

    ba_loko Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LMAO! [​IMG] Good one!
     
  3. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Your right.............bad joke!!![​IMG]
     
  4. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL! Good one Crewdawg.
     
  5. emtee

    emtee Fire Starter

    Oh me gawd! [​IMG][​IMG]
     

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