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A SENSITIVE MAN!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jirodriguez, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A SENSITIVE MAN

      

    THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS AND THE INSTRUCTOR WAS IN FULL SWING.

    THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY AND TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE  PREGNANCY.

    SHE SAID "LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU.

    WALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL.  IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER!"

    SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, "AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER -- YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER --- IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER."

    THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION.

    THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND.

    "YES?" ANSWERED THE TEACHER.

    "I WAS JUST WONDERING.  IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF BAG WHILE WE WALK?"

    BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYES, DOESN'T IT?
     
  2. meateater

    meateater Legendary Pitmaster SMF Premier Member

    I'll be the first.....BWaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!