Understanding Military Time PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Nov 19, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
    by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
    idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
    Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
    something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
    looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
    know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
    way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1957, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
    everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1957! She took his hand
    and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several
    times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
    said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1957!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
    voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
     
  2. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That was a good one. [​IMG]
     
  3. twomill

    twomill Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    Ok, I guess I missed the part where he had a time machine.[​IMG]
     
  4. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Blackhawk,
    That's a keeper! LMAO .... didn't see that on coming until the last line. Thanks for the post.
     
  5. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Military time is based on a 24hr clock where theres no confusion between 7am and 7pm. 1957 is 7:57pm and 2130 is 9:30pm. Hope this helps
     
  6. twomill

    twomill Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    Got one bite.
     
  7. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    sorry, you need to tell me when your playing stupid, I was just trying to help[​IMG] but you do it well
     
  8. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Bravo, Alpha one niner!
     

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