This is about as true a post there gets.I am lucky now my wife cant cook and does not want to She will clean up any mess I want to make so we are both happy.
I think we might want to take a look at the big picture here. You say your wife is cooking a traditional turkey in the oven. And that there are lots of people coming over. If your wife is anything like mine, she won't relish the idea of her husband trying to "one up" her with another turkey. I know, I know, you want to show off your mastery of your new found smoking skills, but at what cost? Best case scenario, you rock your turkey and your wife keeps the resentment to herself while the guests rave on and on about the delicious smoked bird. All the while, your wife's turkey sits largely unnoticed. Worst case scenario, she comes after you with a cleaver, and you and your smoked turkey are bunking with the dog through the 4th of July.
What I'd do, for what it's worth, is leave the turkey to the wife. Let her have the glory of the big show. You could make some ABT's, Moink balls and some smoked stuffed mushroom caps on the smoker for appetizers. That way, you get your glory and everyone will rave about your smoking skills, and come dinner time, your wife takes the stage with her beautiful turkey in the middle of the table and everyone can rave about that.
Wait you don't just TELL your wife what she is going to do? I bet you let her wear shoes, you have spoiled her.... its your own fault!
I think we might want to take a look at the big picture here. You say your wife is cooking a traditional turkey in the oven. And that there are lots of people coming over. If your wife is anything like mine, she won't relish the idea of her husband trying to "one up" her with another turkey. I know, I know, you want to show off your mastery of your new found smoking skills, but at what cost? Best case scenario, you rock your turkey and your wife keeps the resentment to herself while the guests rave on and on about the delicious smoked bird. All the while, your wife's turkey sits largely unnoticed. Worst case scenario, she comes after you with a cleaver, and you and your smoked turkey are bunking with the dog through the 4th of July.
What I'd do, for what it's worth, is leave the turkey to the wife. Let her have the glory of the big show. You could make some ABT's, Moink balls and some smoked stuffed mushroom caps on the smoker for appetizers. That way, you get your glory and everyone will rave about your smoking skills, and come dinner time, your wife takes the stage with her beautiful turkey in the middle of the table and everyone can rave about that.
HAHA!! You're exactly right. And here I am walking and talking and everything. I learned long ago that an infuriated Scots woman, no matter how cute and diminutive, is not something I care to experience. Especially one whom I foolishly taught to shoot. She posts respectable skeet scores with a .410.
Wait you don't just TELL your wife what she is going to do? I bet you let her wear shoes, you have spoiled her.... its your own fault!
The only one I ever saw get away doing something like that was Brian and he can run away since he is a road warrior!
In all seriousness, my original response was in no way meant to bash women or anything of the sort. It was just about preserving peace and not trying to steal the limelight from someone with whom you've chosen to spend your life. Holiday dinners in my family are a big deal, and the person doing the cooking is the star of the show. From the tone of the OP, I gathered that his wife had planned in advance to make the main course and that he had decided after the fact to cook one as well.
And for the record, I can wear shoes whenever I damn well please. Sometimes I don't even have to ask permission.