Train Trip

[blackhawk19]

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both
Married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
Sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly....him in the
Upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
Saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
To reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. '

'I have a better idea,' she replied.' Just for tonight, let's
Just pretend that we're married. '

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed!

'Good, 'she replied... 'Get your own blanket.'

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

 

[smokeys my pet]

Sound familiar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cowgirl]

LOL! Good one Blackhawk.

 

[cman95]

HEE..HEEE...Sounds right!

 

[richoso1]

A true manly response to the situation.

 

[homebrew & bbq]

That seems pretty accurate!

 

[starsfaninco]

Hah. I just got back from the hospital where a good friend of mine is recovering from a kidney transplant (recipient). The nurse brought in a nice tray of hospital food and told him he could have some if he could pass gas. He tried for a minute or two, then asked them if he could have a cheeseburger if he sh&t himself. I decided it was time to go home at that point :)

 

[blackhawk19]