To My Darling Husband

[tonto1117]

To My Darling Husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX




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P.S . Your girlfriend called.

 

[dgross]

HEEEEE HEEEE! Got that from a friend last week and loved it

! Don't mess with a woman with PMS unless you bring chocolate (and oh yea, roses don't hurt

) and an offer for a backrub. As far as the girlfriend is concerned...

Let's kick some booty

!!!
Thanks for the post Theresa! Daun

 

[cajunsmoker]

Alright now, Someone get control of these women

ROFL

 

[tonto1117]

!!!!!

 

[dgross]

Hey, I've got a case of serious TBS DT's which is why hubby and I just finished rubbing our ( looks like ) baby back ribs

. Nice to take out that aggression on a big slab of ribs

. Plus, we need our strong and lovely ladies to complete this awesome forum don't we

(hee, Hee )?. Daun

 

[pigcicles]

I said it earlier and it still stands... You women have a deep seeded mean streak just itchin to bust out.. Get ready men they're tryin to take over ...

. Good joke tonto

 

[cajunsmoker]

Damn right sister

 

[tonto1117]

PC> Who us??????

 

[pigcicles]

Rodger, have you ever tried to herd flies... that would be much easier

Really ladies.. we're glad you're here.

Keep Smokin

 

[smokeeater]

At least the moped wasn't damaged!

 

[bud's bbq]

LOL That's exactly what my sister said!! Tonto sent her this joke yesterday and she had the very same reaction.

bud

 

[Abigail4476]

ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Wicked Ev0L. Love it.