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To My Darling Husband

tonto1117

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To My Darling Husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.
XXX





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P.S . Your girlfriend called.
 

dgross

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HEEEEE HEEEE! Got that from a friend last week and loved it
! Don't mess with a woman with PMS unless you bring chocolate (and oh yea, roses don't hurt
) and an offer for a backrub. As far as the girlfriend is concerned...
Let's kick some booty
!!!
Thanks for the post Theresa! Daun
 

dgross

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Hey, I've got a case of serious TBS DT's which is why hubby and I just finished rubbing our ( looks like ) baby back ribs
. Nice to take out that aggression on a big slab of ribs
. Plus, we need our strong and lovely ladies to complete this awesome forum don't we
(hee, Hee )?. Daun
 

pigcicles

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I said it earlier and it still stands... You women have a deep seeded mean streak just itchin to bust out.. Get ready men they're tryin to take over ...
. Good joke tonto
 

pigcicles

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Rodger, have you ever tried to herd flies... that would be much easier


Really ladies.. we're glad you're here.

Keep Smokin
 

bud's bbq

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LOL That's exactly what my sister said!! Tonto sent her this joke yesterday and she had the very same reaction.

bud
 

abigail4476

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ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Wicked Ev0L. Love it.



 

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