To My Darling Husband

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Master of the Pit
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OTBS Member
Jan 25, 2007
To My Darling Husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.


P.S . Your girlfriend called.
HEEEEE HEEEE! Got that from a friend last week and loved it
! Don't mess with a woman with PMS unless you bring chocolate (and oh yea, roses don't hurt
) and an offer for a backrub. As far as the girlfriend is concerned...
Let's kick some booty
Thanks for the post Theresa! Daun
Hey, I've got a case of serious TBS DT's which is why hubby and I just finished rubbing our ( looks like ) baby back ribs
. Nice to take out that aggression on a big slab of ribs
. Plus, we need our strong and lovely ladies to complete this awesome forum don't we
(hee, Hee )?. Daun
I said it earlier and it still stands... You women have a deep seeded mean streak just itchin to bust out.. Get ready men they're tryin to take over ...
. Good joke tonto
Rodger, have you ever tried to herd flies... that would be much easier

Really ladies.. we're glad you're here.

Keep Smokin
LOL That's exactly what my sister said!! Tonto sent her this joke yesterday and she had the very same reaction.

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