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The Way To Cook A Turkey

S-met

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Reminds me of the nursery rhyme my parents used to sing to me before bed:

Starkle starkle little twink
Who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
The affluence of incahol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
But the drunker I stand here
The longer I get
Just give me one more drink
To fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
To Sunday up.
 

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Sweet. Only 15 steps.
 

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Hey guys thanks for the likes. They are appreciated.

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You cracked me up! It nice to start my day while reading your post!:emoji_grin::emoji_grin::emoji_grin:
 

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Thanks for the like pushok2018 and thanks for the kind words it is appreciated. Glad you enjoyed it.

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Thanks SencondhandSmoker for the like it is appreciated.

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Good one, Warren!!
I saw it yesterday on YouTube, but it's still funny.
Check out the one on YouTube.
Like.

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Thanks for the like Bear it is appreciated.

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