The SMF Smoking Commandments...

[chef jimmyj]

Per request, I'll start them and you guys add more. I am sure there will be more than 10...JJ

Copy and Paste mine or the last post and add yours. If each member does it. The very last post will be a complete list...

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.

Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.

Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.

Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.

Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.

 

[seenred]

Great idea JJ!!

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.

Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.

Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.

Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.

Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.

Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.

 

[chef jimmyj]

Thanks. Thought it would be fun whether additions are serious or a bit silly...JJ

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.

Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.

Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.

Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.

Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.

Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.

Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.

 

[worktogthr]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval

 

[wade]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval

Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"

 

[lamar]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter

 

[chef jimmyj]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter

Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.

 

[gearjammer]

 
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter

Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.

Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke

 

[neighbour]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket

 

[link]

 
Per request, I'll start them and you guys add more. I am sure there will be more than 10...JJ

Copy and Paste mine or the last post and add yours. If each member does it. The very last post will be a complete list...

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.

Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.

Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.

Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.

Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.

Made me think of this JJ

 

[bbqbrett]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.

 

[SmokyMose]

Lost me at "copy and paste" with this tablet. Oh well...

 

[disco]

I only have two commandments:

Don't tell me how to cook.

Break other peoples instructions to never try something and see how it works.

Disco

 

[smokin peachey]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.
Thou Shalt only smoke on days that end in Y

 

[mowin]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.
Thou Shalt only smoke on days that end in Y
Thuo shalt not covet thy neighbors pit.

 

[lamar]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.
Thou Shalt only smoke on days that end in Y
Thuo shalt not covet thy neighbors pit.
Thou shalt not put the smoker away because the temp is below freezing

 

[smokin218r]

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.
Thou Shalt only smoke on days that end in Y
Thuo shalt not covet thy neighbors pit.
Thou shalt not put the smoker away because the temp is below freezing

Thou shalt understand the probe and bend test.

 

[chef jimmyj]

LOL...This has been fun so far. Great additions one and all. Keep them coming...Maybe we get T-Shirt or Aprons some day...JJ

 

[mdgirlinfl]

Lost me at "probe and bend test" [emoji]128580[/emoji]


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[mowin]

Lost me at "probe and bend test" [emoji]128580[/emoji]


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Probe for tenderness, and bend test for ribs