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The SMF Smoking Commandments...

chef jimmyj

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Per request, I'll start them and you guys add more. I am sure there will be more than 10...JJ

Copy and Paste mine or the last post and add yours. If each member does it. The very last post will be a complete list...

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.

Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.

Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.

Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.

Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
 

seenred

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Great idea JJ!!

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.

Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.

Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.

Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.

Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.

Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
 
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chef jimmyj

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Thanks. Thought it would be fun whether additions are serious or a bit silly...JJ

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.

Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.

Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.

Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.

Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.

Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.

Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
 
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worktogthr

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SMF Premier Member
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Joined Nov 3, 2013
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
 

wade

Master of the Pit
OTBS Member
SMF Premier Member
Group Lead
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269
Joined Apr 12, 2013
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval

Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
 

lamar

Smoking Fanatic
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Joined Sep 17, 2013
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
 

chef jimmyj

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Joined May 12, 2011
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter

Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
 

gearjammer

Master of the Pit
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Joined Apr 6, 2015
 
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter

Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.

Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
 

neighbour

Newbie
8
10
Joined Jun 10, 2016
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
 
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link

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Per request, I'll start them and you guys add more. I am sure there will be more than 10...JJ

Copy and Paste mine or the last post and add yours. If each member does it. The very last post will be a complete list...

Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.

Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.

Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.

Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.

Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Made me think of this JJ

 

bbqbrett

Master of the Pit
1,139
188
Joined Jan 17, 2013
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.
 

smokeymose

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Joined Aug 13, 2015
Lost me at "copy and paste" with this tablet. Oh well...
 

disco

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Joined Oct 31, 2012
I only have two commandments:

Don't tell me how to cook.

Break other peoples instructions to never try something and see how it works.

Disco
 

smokin peachey

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Joined Aug 1, 2016
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.
Thou Shalt only smoke on days that end in Y
 

mowin

Master of the Pit
1,178
212
Joined May 30, 2015
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.
Thou Shalt only smoke on days that end in Y
Thuo shalt not covet thy neighbors pit.
 

lamar

Smoking Fanatic
444
77
Joined Sep 17, 2013
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.
Thou Shalt only smoke on days that end in Y
Thuo shalt not covet thy neighbors pit.
Thou shalt not put the smoker away because the temp is below freezing
 

smokin218r

Smoking Fanatic
493
145
Joined Jan 14, 2015
Thou Shalt have no other Smoking Site Bookmarked.
Thou Shalt Smoke Beef Rib Eye Medium Rare.
Thou Shalt Pullith thy Pork Butt.
Thou Shalt get Ground Meat from 40 to 140 in 4 hours.
Thou Shalt Smoke meat over Beans.
Thou Shalt NEVER boil thy ribs.
Thou Shalt never trust the manufacturers Thermometer.
Thou Shalt delay dinner in order to take photos despite spousal disapproval
Thou Shalt never say "this is the only way to smoke it"
Thou Shalt never use charcoal starter
Thou Shalt not waste time Soaking Chips for Electric and Gas Smokers.
Thou Shalt not use liquid smoke
Thou shalt master the brisket
Honor thy fruit woods and thy nut woods.
Thou Shalt only smoke on days that end in Y
Thuo shalt not covet thy neighbors pit.
Thou shalt not put the smoker away because the temp is below freezing

Thou shalt understand the probe and bend test.
 

chef jimmyj

Epic Pitmaster
Staff member
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Joined May 12, 2011
LOL...This has been fun so far. Great additions one and all. Keep them coming...Maybe we get T-Shirt or Aprons some day...JJ
 
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mdgirlinfl

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Lost me at "probe and bend test" [emoji]128580[/emoji]


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