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bdawg

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This is the place for bad puns. Let 'em rip!

There's a new movie coming out called 18 Wheeler. I saw the trailer.
 

thirdeye

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A proton, neutron, and electron went out to dinner one night. After a luxurious meal, the waiter brought the check to the proton and the electron. The neutron was perplexed as to why the waiter didn't bring him his check. So, he summoned the waiter to the table and asked him about it.

The waiter explained to the neutron, "For you, there's no charge!"
 

bdawg

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Australians keep their BBQ Smokers Outback.
 

bdawg

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People are shocked when they find out I'm a bad electrician.
 

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Jim: "I just read an article on human cloning but I don't understand the science behind it."

Bob: "That makes two of us."
 

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