The Punitentiary

[bdawg]

This is the place for bad puns. Let 'em rip!

There's a new movie coming out called 18 Wheeler. I saw the trailer.

 

[chilerelleno]

What's in a pig's nose?
Ham'boogers!
I know, I know... It's snot funny.

 

[thirdeye]

A proton, neutron, and electron went out to dinner one night. After a luxurious meal, the waiter brought the check to the proton and the electron. The neutron was perplexed as to why the waiter didn't bring him his check. So, he summoned the waiter to the table and asked him about it.

The waiter explained to the neutron, "For you, there's no charge!"

 

[Lant-ern]

 

[bdawg]

Korean BBQ is Seoul Food

 

[bdawg]

Australians keep their BBQ Smokers Outback.

 

[bdawg]

People are shocked when they find out I'm a bad electrician.

 

[bbqbrett]

Jim: "I just read an article on human cloning but I don't understand the science behind it."

Bob: "That makes two of us."

 

[bdawg]

I never really cared for gardening, but after planting a few seeds,
It grew on me

 

[JLeonard]

A termite walks into a bar and asks..."wheres the bar tender?"
Jim

 

[bdawg]

I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I turned myself around

 

[bdawg]

I had a good thing going with my Cheese factory until the Cottage burned down.
The boiler room exploded. De brie was everywhere.

 

[Fueling Around]

We need an ironic in the "like" selection

 

[chef jimmyj]

A termite walks into a bar and asks..."wheres the bar tender?"
Jim

Alright, maybe I'm losing it as I age. But this one, I don't get! ...JJ

 

[Gonna Smoke]

 

[JLeonard]

Alright, maybe I'm losing it as I age. But this one, I don't get! ...JJ

Termite ( wood eater) asks where is the bar TENDER......
Jim

 

[bdawg]

Yesterday I went to a zoo that only has one dog in the entire zoo.
It was a shit-zhu

 

[mneeley490]

Alright, maybe I'm losing it as I age. But this one, I don't get! ...JJ

Punctuation can be your friend. "Where is the bar, tender?"

 

[uncle eddie]

I thought it was a booger but it’s not (just say it out loud)

 

[uncle eddie]

Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?
Brocco Lee

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

What’s the toughest part of being a vegan?
Apparently keeping it to yourself