The Perfect Story

[KBFlyer]

89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife.

 

[chilerelleno]

If I live to be 89... Nobody, not even my wife, is lecturing me on anything.

 

[bigfurmn]

If I live to be 89... Nobody, not even my wife, is lecturing me on anything.

Even if she tries, just turn the hearing aids down before you go in.