Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After courting each other, they married. Their union was of course perfect.
One night on Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a deserted road, when they noticed someone in distress on the side of the road. Being perfect, they stopped to help.
the person in distress was Santa Claus, with his sack full of wonderful gifts.Not wanting thousands of children to be disappointed on Christmas Eve, the perfect couple took Santa Claus and his toys aboard their perfect car, and accompanied him for the distribution of the wonderful presents.
unfortunately, due to bad weather the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived this accident. Which ? (see below for solution)
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The perfect woman survived. in fact, she is the only person in this story who really exists. Everyone knows that Santa Claus and the perfect man don't exist.
**** Women stop reading from here, that's the end of the joke.
Men can continue.****
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So, if Santa Claus does not exist, any more than the perfect man, the perfect woman had to lead. This explains the accident.
on the other hand, if you are a woman and you are reading this, we are illustrating another truth: women never listen to what they are told.
One night on Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a deserted road, when they noticed someone in distress on the side of the road. Being perfect, they stopped to help.
the person in distress was Santa Claus, with his sack full of wonderful gifts.Not wanting thousands of children to be disappointed on Christmas Eve, the perfect couple took Santa Claus and his toys aboard their perfect car, and accompanied him for the distribution of the wonderful presents.
unfortunately, due to bad weather the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived this accident. Which ? (see below for solution)
...
The perfect woman survived. in fact, she is the only person in this story who really exists. Everyone knows that Santa Claus and the perfect man don't exist.
**** Women stop reading from here, that's the end of the joke.
Men can continue.****
...
So, if Santa Claus does not exist, any more than the perfect man, the perfect woman had to lead. This explains the accident.
on the other hand, if you are a woman and you are reading this, we are illustrating another truth: women never listen to what they are told.
