The Miracle of Toilet Paper

[daveomak]

Miracle of Toilet Paper
 
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.  Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.  "How long will this
take?" I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man.

 

[roller]

LMAO !!!!!!!! Thanks for that .

 

[scarbelly]

 Here you go - you are gonna need it - ROFLMAO

 

[tom37]

Wow!!!!

I think I better not comment LMAO...

Good One.

 

[adiochiro3]

Oh my!!!!  A rookie mistake if there ever was one!