The Lie Detector Test

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ibsmoking, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. ibsmoking

    ibsmoking Smoke Blower

    John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
    gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
    change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual
    purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie

    It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
    returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. 'Where have
    you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.

    'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
    project,' sai d Tommy.
    The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

    'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
    really were after school.' 'We went to Bob by's house and watched a
    movie. ' said Tommy.
    'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a
    tape called Sex Queen.'

    'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never
    lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to John and
    delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

    Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did
    you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all,
    he is your son!'
    With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked
    her out of her chair.
  2. vince

    vince StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    LOL, great One!
  3. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one! Thanks for sharing that with us.
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Gonna be a long day in that household!

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