The even higher prices of chicken wings

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I noticed right as football season started wings shot up in price, it will be interesting to see after next weekend if they come back to earth or not. If not not I wouldn't be surprised to here that the chicken processing plants are run by Exxon or Shell.
 
Saw on the news the other day that there's going to be a wing shortage. They said it was because wings are now the most popular part of the chicken. I remember when no one wanted anything to do with them! They just fed them to the dog!
 
I noticed right as football season started wings shot up in price, it will be interesting to see after next weekend if they come back to earth or not. If not not I wouldn't be surprised to here that the chicken processing plants are run by Exxon or Shell.

Yea.. the chicken processing plants aren't making the BILLIONS of dollars profit PER QUARTER like the oil refineries are.... but they are trying to catch up though...
 
What we need is a mild yet widespread scare about wings brought on by some teenager spreading an urban legend or rumor on social media.
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Nothing too over the top like salmonella or anything (cause that would make things worse). It doesn't even have to be real, just something to get the masses to put wings down for a few months so the supply can recover and serious smokers like us can enjoy them without having to take out a micro loan to purchase them!
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(I'm only kidding of course!)
 
What we need is a mild yet widespread scare about wings brought on by some teenager spreading an urban legend or rumor on social media.
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Nothing too over the top like salmonella or anything (cause that would make things worse). It doesn't even have to be real, just something to get the masses to put wings down for a few months so the supply can recover and serious smokers like us can enjoy them without having to take out a micro loan to purchase them!
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(I'm only kidding of course!)
Maybe not such a bad idea. How about....: The micro-enzymes in processed chicken wings renders Viagra inert for 30 days..........
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What do you mean kidding? We need to start a rumour that there's a hormone found only in the wing that makes your Thingy shrink permanently! That will get the price back down to .35 lb! 
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What do you mean kidding? We need to start a rumour that there's a hormone found only in the wing that makes your Thingy shrink permanently! That will get the price back down to .35 lb! 
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Well the kidding was mostly a disclaimer. I wouldn't want anyone out there thinking I want anarchy in the chicken wing world!

I do like your idea though, I can see the headlines now. "Chicken Wingy bad for your 'Thingy'" and the story would conclude with "Preliminary research studies show that only cure to the shrinkage is to switch to breasts......"
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Years ago one around my way got caught adding kidneys to his burger grind.  
 
Well the kidding was mostly a disclaimer. I wouldn't want anyone out there thinking I want anarchy in the chicken wing world!

I do like your idea though, I can see the headlines now. "Chicken Wingy bad for your 'Thingy'" and the story would conclude with "Preliminary research studies show that only cure to the shrinkage is to switch to breasts......"
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well i just read it on the internet (SMF) so it must be true. they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true. everyone switch now. SAVE YOUR THINGY
 
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IMHO, At $2.89, perfectly smoked ribs are a better deal. With a dry rub, less mess at a party as well. 
 
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