Sweet breads and Santa Claus rant...

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dernektambura

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Oct 12, 2017
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Kitchener, Ontario...
Wondering what sweet brads and Santa have in common? Well, keep reding to find out...
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parking lot kind of crowded...
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Fire up lump charcoal, nice and easy..
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sweet breads ready to go on...
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"Rocky mountains" The Eagles going on TV screen in garage... check ✔...
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Almost done....
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Cooling off on the work bench... God... bless my work bench... I know its cluttered but I know what is going on...! Eric Clapton tune to wrap it up...
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Freshly made loaf of buttery bread and sweet breads...
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in addition of home made spread... spread cheese, butter, feta cheese, sour cream... mix'em good...

Now about Santa rant:
I know you're busy, I'm busy too but there is no excuse, last time to deliver brand new mercedes I ASKED FOR to my neighbour and leave pinkish ass colour shirt under my tree...
"You messed up addresses fat man!"
Ok, that's fine but there is no excuse to FUBAR my roof shingles... Can't you learn how to brake slow while you park?!
Now, this year I asked for pay cheque raise...
I am waiting for you tonite and you better have it in writing so there's no confusion tomorrow morning... If you screw me up this time I swear to Almighty God I'll unionize Elfs... no more cheap labor for free...

I am down in my chair waiting for you to reason...ok? There's no way to get around me and get anywhere near to xmas tree... be a man and face me... one on one... we gotta fix this...
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So, Santa I love you and to all of you reading my rant I wish happy and marry Christmas from the bottom of my hearth...
 

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I love sweet breads and just recently found a place to order them from. Beef sweat breads that is. We always fried them. For heavens sakes I didn't know they could be smoked! Anyway the place I can order them from is sold out right now.
 
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