Step by step How to catch a Polar Bear

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davo2530

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Jul 8, 2016
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Items needed: Open can of peas

                     Ice Auger 

step 1      Drill hole in ice

step 2      place peas around hole.

step 3     wait until Polar Bear stops to take a pea

step 4     kick him in the ice hole
 
Oldie, but goodie!!! Best results when read as if you had an eastern European accent.
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Brings back memories.  Yes it is old. I still remember the bartender who told me that joke. I was barely old enough to drink legally and he is now deceased.  Thanks for posting.
 
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