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Step by step How to catch a Polar Bear

davo2530

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Items needed: Open can of peas

                     Ice Auger 

step 1      Drill hole in ice

step 2      place peas around hole.

step 3     wait until Polar Bear stops to take a pea

step 4     kick him in the ice hole
 

forluvofsmoke

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Oldie, but goodie!!! Best results when read as if you had an eastern European accent.
 

jerseyhunter

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Brings back memories.  Yes it is old. I still remember the bartender who told me that joke. I was barely old enough to drink legally and he is now deceased.  Thanks for posting.
 

bluewhisper

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I like this shot, oh how cute. Don't kid yourself, that bear is poised to pounce at a seal breaking for air. From that posture it could be airborne in one second or less.

 

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