Step by step How to catch a Polar Bear

[davo2530]

Items needed: Open can of peas

                     Ice Auger 

step 1      Drill hole in ice

step 2      place peas around hole.

step 3     wait until Polar Bear stops to take a pea

step 4     kick him in the ice hole

 

[forluvofsmoke]

Oldie, but goodie!!! Best results when read as if you had an eastern European accent.

 

[joe black]

Really, REALLY OLD, but still very funny.

 

[jerseyhunter]

Brings back memories.  Yes it is old. I still remember the bartender who told me that joke. I was barely old enough to drink legally and he is now deceased.  Thanks for posting.

 

[bluewhisper]

I like this shot, oh how cute. Don't kid yourself, that bear is poised to pounce at a seal breaking for air. From that posture it could be airborne in one second or less.

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• bluewhisper
• Jul 16, 2016