speeding ticket

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jan 20, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Top This For A Speeding Ticket

    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting
    speeding enforcement on I-15 near MCAS Miramar. One of
    the officers was using a hand held radar device to
    check speeding vehicles approaching near the crest of
    a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the
    radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer
    attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not
    reset and turned off. Just then a deafening roar over
    the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked
    onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low
    flying exercise near the location.

    Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired
    off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander.

    Back came a reply in true USMC style:

    Thank you for the message, which allows us to complete
    the file on this incident. You may be interested to
    know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had
    detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto
    your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a
    jamming signal back to it.

    Furthermore, an air to ground missile aboard the fully
    armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your
    equipment. Fortunately the Marine Pilot flying the
    Hornet recognized the situation for what it was,
    quickly responded to the missile system alert status
    and was able to override the automated defense system
    before the missile was launched and your hostile radar
    site was destroyed.

    Thank you for your concerns.
  2. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL. The old my guns bigger then your gun situation. Thats a good one.

  3. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I really liked that.
  4. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I can see the trooper going into a kneeling 2 hand stance against a Sidewinder... heh.
  5. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    hehehehe I wonder what the max speed a radar detector will register?

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