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Sign Humor

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokin relaxin steve, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


    In a Podiatrist's office:

    "Time wounds all heels."

    ***************** *********

    On a Septic Tank Truck:

    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


    At a Proctologist's door:

    "To expedite your visit, please back in."


    On a Plumber's truck:

    "We repair what your husband fixed."


    On another Plumber's truck:

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


    On a Church's Bill board:

    "7 days without God makes one weak."


    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

    "Invite us to your next blowout."


    At a Towing company:

    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


    On an Electrician's truck:

    "Let us remove your shorts."


    In a Nonsmoking Area:

    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


    On a Maternity Room door:

    "Push. Push. Push."


    At an Optometrist's Office:

    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


    On a Taxidermist's window:

    "We really know our stuff."


    On a Fence:

    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


    At a Car Dealership:

    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


    Outside a Muffler Shop:

    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


    At the Electric Company

    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

    However, if you don't, you will be."

    ************** ************

    In a Restaurant window:

    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."


    At a Propane Filling Station:

    "Thank heaven for little grills."


    And don't forget the sign at a


    "Best place in town to take a leak." (And in Texarkana !)


    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
  2. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    LOL----A lot of good ones in this list!

  3. TulsaJeff

    TulsaJeff Smoke Whisperer Staff Member Administrator OTBS Member

    Caught myself laughing out loud at several of these.. I love it![​IMG]
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    These are great -[​IMG]