A senior citizen couple in there late 80's go to the doctor for a physical. The doctor says he will see the husband first.
Dr. asks the husband how his health has been, the old gentleman replies "quit well I think".
The Dr. asks the gentlement how his sex life has been, the gentleman replies "As well as can be expected at my age".
The Dr. asks him if anything out of the ordinary has happened lately. The gentleman replies "Well actually, I think God is keeping an eye on me lately, he turns the light on and off for me when I use the bathroom in the middle of the night".
The Dr. does not know what to think of this so he decides he will now give the wife her exam.
The wife comes in and asks "Dr. how is my husbands health?"
The Dr. replies, "well he is in good health for his age, but I'm afraid he is becoming a bit senile".
The wife ask what he means.
The Dr. says, "well he tells me that God is turning the bathroom light on and off for him during the night".
The wife tells the Dr. "He's not getting sinile, He's peeing in the refrigerator again"!
Dr. asks the husband how his health has been, the old gentleman replies "quit well I think".
The Dr. asks the gentlement how his sex life has been, the gentleman replies "As well as can be expected at my age".
The Dr. asks him if anything out of the ordinary has happened lately. The gentleman replies "Well actually, I think God is keeping an eye on me lately, he turns the light on and off for me when I use the bathroom in the middle of the night".
The Dr. does not know what to think of this so he decides he will now give the wife her exam.
The wife comes in and asks "Dr. how is my husbands health?"
The Dr. replies, "well he is in good health for his age, but I'm afraid he is becoming a bit senile".
The wife ask what he means.
The Dr. says, "well he tells me that God is turning the bathroom light on and off for him during the night".
The wife tells the Dr. "He's not getting sinile, He's peeing in the refrigerator again"!