redneck on lawnmower

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by twistertail, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. twistertail

    twistertail Smoking Fanatic

  2. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Nuff' said
  3. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Now THERE'S a top notch rig! Is that you?
  4. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    That was awsome! I think I know that dude!
  5. twistertail

    twistertail Smoking Fanatic

    I think it was Loyd Carr on the way to the game!
  6. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Well, I understand that the fella had to be got off the hiway, but to pepper spray him? That was just plain dirty[​IMG] It wasn't like he was gonna be a threat, doing what he was doing at the time. [​IMG]
  7. twistertail

    twistertail Smoking Fanatic

    you're right big arm, the good thing is I bet the guy wont remember it. Did you hear the part at the end, "my wife is gonna kick your a**". Would like to see the wife![​IMG]
  8. navionjim

    navionjim Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    The cop’s actions seemed unwarranted. The guy obviously needed to take a piss, if it were me I’d let him go ahead then bust him for it. He wasn’t in any physical condition to resist anyway. But spraying the dude with mace didn’t seem right, now he’s in pain and he’s bound to piss all over the back of the squad car too. Besides it looked like a rural road, so what if he was riding a lawn mower drunk? I didn’t see how he was really hurting anything to start with. One thing for sure, He obviously wasn’t in Texas if he were,…..he would have been tasered, and then shot.
  9. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    The funniest line it it was at the end "I know my rights, my wife's goin' to kick your ***." [​IMG]
  10. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    He's driving a motorized vehicle, so he can get a DUI. At least here in Florida, they even give DUI for driving golf carts under the influence.
  11. stringcheese paul

    stringcheese paul Fire Starter

    I saw redneck on lawn mower and I was thinking George Jones.
  12. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    twistertail, I have your money, leave my brother alone.
  13. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Is 'Assault w/ a Friendly Weapon' considered reasonable cause to warrant dowsing a person with pepper spray??...[​IMG]
  14. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Its a sad thing when a cop has to bother some guy on his lawnmower.Hell I drive mine around all the time and yes sometimes Ive been drinking.This country is going to hell!
  15. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Done gone, Dac...Done GONE!!...[​IMG]
  16. rip

    rip Smoking Fanatic

    Poor guy was probably just going after some BBQ to go with the beer.
  17. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    That's hilarious! If he would have stayed in the ditch with his blade down and mowed his way to the store, he might have made it.
  18. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Funny as hell for us but dude on the mower was a hurtin unit I bet. I agree with most ...the cop could have pulled his keys and gave him a ride home and a good talkin to rather than sparying him and he more than likely got a DUI without a doubt. I mean....really....don't they have better things or bigger criminals to catch like maybe someone selling meth to a kid or busting a lab or a thief ? !

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