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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SmokinAl, Feb 7, 2011.

  1. SmokinAl

    SmokinAl SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

    He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

    He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed!

    He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back

    at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Pat. He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His daughter is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Honey, what happened last night?'

    'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over

    the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.' Confused, he asked his daughter, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

    His daughter replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when

    she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'

    Broken Coffee Table $239.99

    Hot Breakfast $4.20

    Two Aspirins $.38

    Saying the Right thing, at the Right time: PRICELESS

  3. cycletrash

    cycletrash Meat Mopper

  4. adiochiro3

    adiochiro3 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  5. tjohnson

    tjohnson Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Insider OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good One Al!

  6. smokingohiobutcher

    smokingohiobutcher Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Man I gotta remember that!

    Good Job!

  7. hmcm

    hmcm Smoke Blower

    I'll have to remember that!  That could be useful!!  LOL[​IMG]   Thanks for sharing!
  8. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

  9. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member


    Old Jack couldn't have been too Drunk, to be able to think that fast!

  10. rbranstner

    rbranstner Smoking Guru OTBS Member