Politicians

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Apr 26, 2011.

  1. Politicians

    A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.  The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

    A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

    The old farmer said he had buried them.

    The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"

    The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
     
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    That would be a good start [​IMG]
     
  3. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Good one...
     
  4. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Fertilizer.
     
  5. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Poor bus.... lol
     
  6. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Good one!

    I'm glad it has been changed to politicians.

    Bear
     
  7. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Politicians? Lawyers?  What's the difference?  Aren't most politicians lawyers anyway?

    Good luck and good smoking!
     
  8. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    This one used to be a (various) ethnic joke.   Not nice!

    Most politicians deserve it.

    Bear
     
  9. fife

    fife Master of the Pit

    I hear ya that is a great joke[​IMG]
     

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