THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OLD!
An Irishman and an Englishman walk
into a bakery.
The Englishman steals 3 buns and
puts them into his pockets and
leaves. He says to the Irishman, "That
took great skill and guile to steal
those buns. The owner didn't even
see me."
The Irishman replied, "That's just
simple thievery, I'll show you how to
do it the honest way and get the
same results."
The Irishman then proceeded to call
out the owner of the bakery and says,
"Sir, I want to show you a magic
trick." The owner was intrigued so he
came over to see the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun and
then he proceeded to eat it. He asked
2 more times and after eating them
again the owner says, "Okay my
friend, where's the magic trick?".
The Irishman then said, "Look in the
Englishman's pockets."
An Irishman and an Englishman walk
into a bakery.
The Englishman steals 3 buns and
puts them into his pockets and
leaves. He says to the Irishman, "That
took great skill and guile to steal
those buns. The owner didn't even
see me."
The Irishman replied, "That's just
simple thievery, I'll show you how to
do it the honest way and get the
same results."
The Irishman then proceeded to call
out the owner of the bakery and says,
"Sir, I want to show you a magic
trick." The owner was intrigued so he
came over to see the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun and
then he proceeded to eat it. He asked
2 more times and after eating them
again the owner says, "Okay my
friend, where's the magic trick?".
The Irishman then said, "Look in the
Englishman's pockets."
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