Phrases that if you said in public would get dirty looks, but are commonplace in BBQ

[for-q cookers]

I came home from the store with a Pork Shoulder to cook. I held it up to show my Girlfriend what I had purchased...

The GF says; Wow!! Thats a nice looking piece of meat, cant wait to taste it...

I said; Thanks, but let me get this Shoulder prepped and on the smoker first.

 

[bbqbrett]

This is outside the meat area. Smoked some almonds and brought them into work. One woman I work with told a couple of people who sit nearby how much she liked the taste of my smoky nuts!

 

[for-q cookers]

Lol

 

[sacsmitty]

- We're pulling pork tonight.

- Timers going off, need to spray down the butt.

- Gotta shove some Rosemary up the cavity

 

[mneeley490]

Wrapping your meat will keep it from stalling.

Gotta keep that firebox stoked, so I'm pulling another all-nighter.

Bite my butt! It's so juicy and tender, it'll melt in your mouth.

BBQ'ers go all night long.

 

[simple]

it's hard to find fresh butts at a decent price these days.

When your bone in the butt wiggles freely, you know it's done

 

[snafu72]

Sausage-fest

I like mine dry but my wife likes hers wet (speaking of ribs that is)

 

[for-q cookers]

it's hard to find fresh butts at a decent price these days.

When your bone in the butt wiggles freely, you know it's done

I think we have a winner!!!! LOL

 

[smokin218r]

I like to rub my meat on a regular basis.

 

[smokin218r]

Anyone come up with anything good for brisket?

I can't think of any thing that doesn't apply to any other type of meat...

If your going to rub your point, keep it simple and SPOG all over it!!

 

[litterbug]

My meat is like a flavor explosion in your mouth

 

[crclass]

I'll take this as a compliment. My neighbor just told me he can smell my butt and it smells delicious. He is a fellow smoker guy so he had scoped out what I was smoking.

 

[eman]

Once you put my meat in your mouth you will surely want to swallow.

 

[muralboy]

I wonder if my wife would rub my meat for me tonight since I can't

 

[juan morkast]

i have to clean my ash hole

 

[ironhorse07]

There is a guy around here who does smoked nuts out of a mobile unit. On the back of it in big letters is "can you smell my nuts? ". Cracks me up every time I see it.

 

[muralboy]

I did a fry test and my meat isn't salty enough

 

[gpb11]

Let's just say that teaching your kids to cook BBQ would generate some really improper statements if taken out of context!

(... and hope to h311 nobody's named Jared....)

 

[siege]

Look at the size of those briskets !

" stick burner "

" I like gassers "

" just trying to get 'er up to temperature "

 

[bluewhisper]

I scored some cherry but it's going to be tough to split before I get it smoking.

Really - I found some Weber brand big cherry chunks sold as fireplace wood, and I should be able to split them down to offset firebox size.