Pa. Women

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Saxton, Pa.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

new wives duties.



The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had

told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning He

said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean

house and the dishes were done.



The second man had married a woman from Florida . He bragged that he had

given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and

the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next

day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes

were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.



The third man had married a PA girl. He boasted that he told her that

her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,

laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the

first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see

anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and

he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite

to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.



Got to love Pennsylvania Girls!!!!
 
Sounds like some Michigan women i know............wait, i married that one
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I didn't know you were married to Theresa...
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Now I better duck or I will be in trouble....

Bill
 
LMAO.....I just now saw this thread, and wouldn't ya know I will be heading down south in a few days.....might have to make a swing over to NC and say howdy Bill........
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