Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning He
said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida . He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a PA girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
Got to love Pennsylvania Girls!!!!
new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning He
said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida . He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a PA girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
Got to love Pennsylvania Girls!!!!