Pa. Women

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, May 23, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

    new wives duties.



    The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had

    told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning He

    said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean

    house and the dishes were done.



    The second man had married a woman from Florida . He bragged that he had

    given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and

    the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next

    day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes

    were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.



    The third man had married a PA girl. He boasted that he told her that

    her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,

    laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the

    first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see

    anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and

    he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite

    to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.



    Got to love Pennsylvania Girls!!!!
     
  2. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sounds like some Michigan women i know............wait, i married that one[​IMG]
     
  3. mrgrumpy

    mrgrumpy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    NC
    I didn't know you were married to Theresa...[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    Now I better duck or I will be in trouble....

    Bill
     
  4. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Grumpy AND crippled, thats how you want to spend the summer???[​IMG]
    You better duck and run....lol
     
  5. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Bill-

    You best hope she's too busy with that new smoker to notice! [​IMG]
     
  6. cheech

    cheech Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey it has been two weeks and now I can finally see out of both eyes again
     
  7. shellbellc

    shellbellc Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey!!! I represent that joke!
     
  8. tonto1117

    tonto1117 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO.....I just now saw this thread, and wouldn't ya know I will be heading down south in a few days.....might have to make a swing over to NC and say howdy Bill........[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] ......[​IMG][​IMG]
     

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