Over 50?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Over 50?
    Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?

    A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

    Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.

    When you are done, you will have a place to live.

    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?

    A: Tell him you're pregnant.

    Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

    A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

    Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?

    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

    Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memorystorage?

    A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

    Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?

    A: Their foreheads.

    Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enterantique stores?

    A: "I remember these."
     
  2. cheech

    cheech Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good ones although I am not far away, if I could just remember where ........
     
  3. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dang ya, 'Hawk- you really should have posted a "Spew" warning on this. Luckily I miss the 'puter keyboard and screen this time!!
     
  4. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sorry[​IMG]
     

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