Only in Florida

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokinal, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★


               An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
               that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she
                    explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've
                stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
                  even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,
                   'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes
                    later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.
                          'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

                            TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Well it probably won't happen to Judy, but I can't make any promises on you Al...... [​IMG]

    On the plus side when you get to that point in life it isn't embarrasing because 5 minutes later you can't remember what happened.

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