[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']The Nun in Hooters[/font]
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.[/font]
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The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."[/font]
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Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.[/font]
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However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.[/font]
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She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?[/font]
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The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."[/font]
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"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.[/font]
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So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.[/font]
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After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ![/font]
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She we nt to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"[/font]
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"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"[/font]
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"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.[/font]
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"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.[/font]
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[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']Now, how about that drink?"[/font]
[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.[/font]
[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."[/font]
[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.[/font]
[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.[/font]
[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?[/font]
[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."[/font]
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"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.[/font]
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So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.[/font]
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After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ![/font]
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She we nt to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"[/font]
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"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"[/font]
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"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.[/font]
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"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.[/font]
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[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']Now, how about that drink?"[/font]
