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In Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly.

She was dying.

The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.

Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a
generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, they lifted her head gently and held the glass to her lips. The very frail Nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a goodopportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.

"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us".
She raised herself up very slowly in the bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:

"DON'T SELL THAT COW."

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The 14 yrs old with the tattoo joke reminds me of a conversation I had with the wife last night. IF you cant buy beer til your 21 or vote til your 18 whats makes people think that kids are mature enough to make a decision on gender assignment surgery etc before those ages?

Jim
 
Yes, we can land on the sun. :)

Awesome as always.
You nailed this editions favorite! AOC feeds my very soul, I have to control myself to ensure things don't get too political. Here's a couple more, then I'll be done with her, tho maybe not for long. RAY

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