jokensmoken
Master of the Pit
A beautiful young blond was involved in a head on collision with a handsome young man driving home from work.
Both their cars were demolished but miraculously neither was injured.
As they stand arguing about who was at fault the blond says
"You know, it really is a miracle neither of us were injured...i mean, look at our cars, they're demolished. This must be a sign from god... we were supposed to meet.
And look, even though our cars are both absolutely totaled this nice bottle of wine i I had survived undamaged... I think God meant for us to share this wine and celebrate the miracle that neither of us was injured.
The young man is shocked and amazed by his good fortune...not only did it appear he would escape being found at fault for the accident, he had a beautiful young blond implying maybe they should "hook up"
While he is standing there bathing in his good fortune the blond uncorks the wine and hands it to him.
He quietly takes the bottle and takes a good long draw from the bottle and hands it back to the young blond.
She holds the bottle for a moment and hands it back to him.
He asks "arent you going to drink to our good fortune and all"?
To which she says "no, I think I'll just wait for the police to arrive"
Both their cars were demolished but miraculously neither was injured.
As they stand arguing about who was at fault the blond says
"You know, it really is a miracle neither of us were injured...i mean, look at our cars, they're demolished. This must be a sign from god... we were supposed to meet.
And look, even though our cars are both absolutely totaled this nice bottle of wine i I had survived undamaged... I think God meant for us to share this wine and celebrate the miracle that neither of us was injured.
The young man is shocked and amazed by his good fortune...not only did it appear he would escape being found at fault for the accident, he had a beautiful young blond implying maybe they should "hook up"
While he is standing there bathing in his good fortune the blond uncorks the wine and hands it to him.
He quietly takes the bottle and takes a good long draw from the bottle and hands it back to the young blond.
She holds the bottle for a moment and hands it back to him.
He asks "arent you going to drink to our good fortune and all"?
To which she says "no, I think I'll just wait for the police to arrive"
