not saying if this was my wife or not

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Fire Starter
Original poster
Jan 8, 2013
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:

"Windows frozen, won't open." 

Husband texts back: 
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." 

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: 
"Computer really screwed up now.”
That's funny!

A buddy of mines dad called him in a panic. He thought he had a faulty keyboard for his new computer. He could not find the "any key". He had been looking for 2hrs before he called..... is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.

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