mountain girl

[rrpil]

A voluminous mountain gal walks in to the hospital of the nearby town. She goes up to the receptionst:

Mtn gal says "Hi - i need to see an upturn"

Recpt replied "upturn? You must mean an intern"

Mtn gal "okay an intern then - because I need a contamination"

Recpt replied "contamination? You must mean an examination"

Mtn gal "okay an examination - look - I don't know them fancy medical words but I haven't demonstrated in 3 months and Pa thinks I'm stagnant!"

 

[Bearcarver]

LOL---That gal is obviously "Stagnant"!

 

[scarbelly]

Wow there are way too many responses running thru my head with this one.

Just gonna say Ha Ha and keep it clean

 

[jirodriguez]

*... listening quietly for the sound of dueling banjos in the distance....*

LOL