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mountain girl

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rrpil, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. rrpil

    rrpil Newbie

    A voluminous mountain gal walks in to the hospital of the nearby town. She goes up to the receptionst:

    Mtn gal says "Hi - i need to see an upturn"

    Recpt replied "upturn? You must mean an intern"

    Mtn gal "okay an intern then - because I need a contamination"

    Recpt replied "contamination? You must mean an examination"

    Mtn gal "okay an examination - look - I don't know them fancy medical words but I haven't demonstrated in 3 months and Pa thinks I'm stagnant!"
    Last edited: Jan 30, 2011
  2. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    LOL---That gal is obviously "Stagnant"!
  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    Wow there are way too many responses running thru my head with this one.

    Just gonna say Ha Ha and keep it clean
  4. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    *... listening quietly for the sound of dueling banjos in the distance....*