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[silverwolf636]

Guys, what I have learned today is when you plan a smoke, make sure you have full eye contact with your wife when you are telling her. Make her repeat what you said to her. If she has an appointment book, tell her to write it down.
Explanation:
I've never smoked a fatty. I made all plans of doing it tomorrow, Saturday. I planned on an italian style fatty and purchased everything I needed. I explained all of this to my wife.
At 4:00pm today my wife asked me when I was going to start my fatty because she had invited people over for dinner at 6:00pm to enjoy the smoked fatty.
Having never made one, I wanted to take my time and do a really good job. You know, picture perfect. So far it's been a disaster. Forgotten ingredients, it started to tear on me and the bacon wrap looks like I let her do it.
I hope none of you go through this. I will be putting up a q/view later if theres one left in the smoker.
I don't want anyone else fall victim to this type of torture.
--ray--

 

[bigtrain74]

WOW!!! This post has me belly laughing!!! HAHAHA

Women are very special creatures... When we let them go and think on their own they can make our situations a disaster...

Now on the other hand us men cannot go through life without these women... What a vicious cycle we have going on here!

 

[TulsaJeff]

Ray, I know the feeling

You can kill her later or just punish her (your choice)

For now, rest assured that "they" do not know what a fatty is supposed to look like or taste like.

Don't apologize for anything and just go with the flow. If it is not done until a while after they arrive then that is fine as well. Your wife can give them some snacks until the main attraction is finished cooking.

There is a really good chance that it will taste great and they will think it is wonderful.

Been there.. done that!!

Keep the chin in an upward configuration

 

[the dude abides]

Oh man, that stinks. Hang in there and let's hope it turns out in the end. Forgotten ingredients may not be a huge deal since only you knew what was going to go into it any. Improvise brother! Hope it all works out for you.

Funny post though. Had me laughing

 

[silverwolf636]

I've decided since it is Italian style, that I would put the missing onion, mushrooms and sauce on top half way through the smoke. That'll work.
--ray--

 

[BandCollector]

Your creative juices are flowing now!..............I think you will be crowned King when it is all over and done............your fatty sounds delicious to me anyhow.

Good luck, John

 

[bigtrain74]

How did everything end up? Did they like the fatty?

 

[silverwolf636]

I just posted it in the Fatties thread. Yes, it was great.
--ray--

 

[mballi3011]

I have just came up with a plan. In the home alone moments you make a fattie and throw it in the back of the freezer and leave it there for just a moment like this. Now this plan will not let help you now but in the future you will already have a perfect fattie. I'm heading to the store as we speak. Sorry for your delemma butit is kinda funny or lets say seen it been there and I really do have the shirt.

 

[fire it up]

Saw your other thread with the fattie but didn't know what had happened until I read this one.
You know, get yourself one of the good smoking gals like Jeanie or Dawn and I guarantee they would never allow a smoke to go awry.